May 20, 2008

A larger than life camel toe



Today I saw THE biggest camel toe ever. A Mc camel toe.
What's bigger than a camel toe? An elephant toe? A dinosaur toe? A brontosaurus toe?
I was so disturbed at the sight of such thing walking the streets of my city that I decided I wasn't going to be French for the day. I spoke English -or French with a heavy fake American accent- all day .
The dog walking alongside the big camel toe was tiny with a long skinny tail.

I have yet to figure out how anyone can bear such a sartorial intrusion into one's loins.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lo más grande es la vida y más grande es vivirla en libertad

lavender cowboy said...

haha! claro.